Ab Workshop Swipe Email

Ab Workshop Swipe Email

Posted on 28. Feb, 2013 by in Marketing Fitness


I am going to make this short and sweet….

Ever since I came out of retirement to teach the Booty Boot Camp, everyone been
asking me to stay out of retirement.

They want to me to continue teaching the Booty Boot Camp.

Well, I have good news and bad news for you.

First bad news….

The last day for booty boot camp is March 9th, and at this time
believe it or not I am getting tired of A$$ training.

Believe me, I didn’t believe that could ever happen.

I must have ADD or something. But I am tired of getting
A$$es in shape.

So after March 9th, bye bye Booty Boot Camp.

(who knows someday I might feel like it again)

When you’re retired, you do things for fun not money.

Now the good news…..

I am going to Vegas April 30th with a bunch of YOUNG top fitness pros
from all around the world.

These guys are in incredible shape.

i-want-six-pack-absThey all have 6 pack abs and all.

Young bastards…. (I am old enough to be some of their daddy)

However, this old man got something up his sleeves.

Something these young punks don’t know nothing about these days.

It’s called hard work and dedication…

So, I am going to go on an all out assault on my midsection.

I already know, I got them beat in everything else.

So, I am taking 20 people for 6 weeks (March 23 – April 27th)
to go on this belly buster diet and workout.

Same rules apply as before….

I reserve the right to refuse anyone in this program.
It’s my music selection (if you’re easily offended it’s not for you)
It’s open to women ONLY. (Sorry don’t feel like looking at dudes at 5:30am Saturdays)
You can’t be late to class. It’s at 5:30am SHARP on Saturdays. I need you to be there at 5:15am
It’s $97 buckaroos.

If you’re in reply….

Sam,

PS – Last time the booty boot camp sold out in 12 minutes. You snooze you lose.

PPS – Please don’t email me a hundred questions. Here is the cliff notes again.

I reserve the right to refuse anyone in this program.
It’s my music selection (if you’re easily offended it’s not for you)
It’s open to women ONLY. (Sorry don’t feel like looking at dudes at 5:30am Saturdays)
You can’t be late to class. It’s at 5:30am SHARP on Saturdays. I need you to be there at 5:15am
It’s $97 buckaroos.

Peace….

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