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I just wanna be healthy…

What does this do?

This meal plan sucks…

How can I get rid of this… it’s so gross, look at it…

That’s like, it’s too much information, but, this flexibility is really paying off in the bedroom. My husband loves you…

Nah, I eat really well, I actually eat really well…

I think I need some more cardio…

So, what do I have to eat to like lose weight?

Look, I’ve got a big occasion coming up and I need to lose 30lbs stat…

What’s she doing?

I don’t have that much cheese…

Am I fat??? Don’t lie to me…

{Stellars} just don’t do it for me…

Ahh, this actually complements you believe it or not, uhmm… I was walking down the steet and this young man came up to me and said “Are you like 25 years old or something, can I have your number?” and I was like “I train with steve, just so you know”

What is he doing?

I hate fruit… ughh… it’s so sweet…

I feel like this is making me bulkier…

There is nothing wrong with a piece of bread, people have been eating bread for centuries…

Does this roll off the fat?

You hurt me yesterday… I was sore… God, these movements! What am I doing this for???

Oh my god! two different size balls… you’re funny, that’s funny…

God! this make me gaga, I feel like I have to go pee…

I think I need to get more flexible…

A little glass of wine… relaxes me every night so I’m gonna keep drinking it, and it doesn’t stop me from losing weight eventhough I’m at my most overweight ever… and I drink wine every night and have for the last 3, 4, or 5 years, but it has nothing to do with my weight issue at all. That’s baloney! okay I drink too much wine… I do… I drink a lot because I’m depressed and it’s a lot of other things going on and… you know… it’s not easy getting older…

But, carbs are good for you…

We need to do more butt exercises…

This helps with cellulite, right?

Actually, I have this friend who is so fat… I should give you her number, she could use you…

I have… Do I have slender thighs?

I absolutely hate mushrooms… it’s like a fungus…

I don’t like vegetables, I don’t like cauliflower, I hate brocolli…

Oh my god! what is this, this hurts, is this a joke? is this a f****** joke!

No bread! No pasta! No white rice! My god, I can’t have doughnuts… what?

How many calories should I eat?

Excuse me garceau, we won’t be needing bread tonight. We’re with our trainer, he doesn’t eat bread. He’s real healthy…

Squats again?

Okay, I can’t take this. I’ll just do some more cardio tomorrow and I’m gonna burn it off…

You’re so strong… God! you’re strong, you are so strong…

So what do you actually eat???

Push-ups!!! No!!!

I don’t wanna do that…

I can do like 10 awesome push-ups…

…sick of doing push-ups, I hate push-ups. All we do is push-ups…

Hey everybody! Ah, my trainer Steven is here… if you need to lose weight and get in shape… he’ll get it done…

I feel like, i kinda feel like since I’ve started coming to these sessions… that I’m like getting worse, like I’m getting fatter and bulkier, and like… I’m exercising and I’m eating well, but nothing is happening, so it’s obviously your fault…

It’s alright… keep going. It’s not like I’m not fat or anything, make me feeling my rolls

Am I doing this right?

I’m really not a fan of water. Water is just like so blah-

I don’t feel like I’m doing this right…

Have you seen Stacy lately? Stacy… I mean look, I’ll give it to Stacy… She’s working hard, she’s getting results and now her face looks so thin… she looks old…

I think I’m gonna try weighwatchers, jenny cray, nutri-system…

Where am I supposed to feel this?

Did you ever do Gillian Michael’s program?

Oh my god! you’re such a slave driver…

Oh no, I hate… I hate fish

What do you think about crossfit?

I’m sure my husband would like this movement

Eggs are like bad for you, right?

Look, I just don’t wanna say anything but I’m gonna have to… I’ve been working with you for like… 6 years, and I don’t look any different. In fact, my husband just told me last night that I’m fatter than I’ve ever been…

One whole egg… Do I have to like eat the whole egg, like the whole egg… like wow…

What do you think about P90X? Turbofire? FitnessNow? Insanity?

Listen… I’m so frustrated. I’m not getting any results.

Okay, I had one cookie… one… alright, I had two, but it’s just because the other one was like open and i didn’t want to waste it. Alright, I had one box of cookies, so spare me. I have a stressful job, my husband now on my ass, my kids… they don’t shut up, and I’ve got a dog that’s pissing all over the place… so, cut me some slack… dammit! Okay, I had 3 boxes of cookies, but damn they’re good. It’s girl scouts, they keep comin’ and ughh they’re neighbors… ughh